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Hacked Smart Jacuzzis Only Aim Water Jets at No-no Places

Is Your Pink Sauce Safe To Eat?

The Solution To Workforce Shortage — Child Labour and Whipping, Says Government

5 Overly Complicated Strappy Blouses That Will Make You Cancel Your Outing

Report: People Seem to Really Love Football for Some Reason

Completely Normal Woman Feels Left Out in Friend Group for Not Being Mentally Ill

New Film Critic Scoring System To Consider How Problematic the Actors Are

Mediocre White Man Goes Viral for Doing Mediocre White Things

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OP-ED: I Deserve Basic Human Compassion Although I Do Not Break My Kit Kats Before Biting Into Them

Instead of breaking my Kit Kats before biting into them, like most people do, I simply bite into them whole. And you know what? That’s OK!

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New Snickers Mini Diet Bars Are 120 Times Smaller Than a Regular Bar!

Snickers has just released a new mini-sized bar made specifically for those on a diet! These new Snickers Mini Diet Bars are 120 times smaller than a regular bar.

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Ferrero Rocher’s New Rendang Flavour an Instant Hit With Malaysians During Ramadan

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How To Tell Your Measuring Tape Is Ripe for Eating by Its Smell

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This New Diet Is Just Watching Nikocado’s Mukbangs Whenever You’re Hungry

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QUIZ: Is Your Girlfriend Just Obsessed With Hannibal or Does She Plan to Deep-fry Your Dick?

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Woman Posts Food Pics on Instagram, Loses 15 Followers – “This Could’ve Been a Story,” Says Former Follower

A woman lost 15 followers on Instagram after posting a picture of a salad last Friday night. “Maybe they’re just not into healthy eating,” she said, “I don’t know. Someone told me this should’ve just been a story.”

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In This Country Where Nothing Happens, Weight of Chicken Bought From Supermarket Makes National News

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QUIZ: Is That an Organic Worm in Your Vegetable or a Lethal Parasite Planted by Skynet?

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REPORT: Local Woman Learns Cherry Tomatoes Cannot Be Frozen and Thawed After Freezing and Thawing Cherry Tomatoes

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Groundbreaking! Woman Eats Three-Course Meal With Just One Utensil Out of Sheer Laziness

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