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Hacked Smart Jacuzzis Only Aim Water Jets at No-no Places

Is Your Pink Sauce Safe To Eat?

The Solution To Workforce Shortage — Child Labour and Whipping, Says Government

5 Overly Complicated Strappy Blouses That Will Make You Cancel Your Outing

Report: People Seem to Really Love Football for Some Reason

Completely Normal Woman Feels Left Out in Friend Group for Not Being Mentally Ill

New Film Critic Scoring System To Consider How Problematic the Actors Are

Mediocre White Man Goes Viral for Doing Mediocre White Things

This Foolproof Ad Blocker Has Someone Come To Your Home and Put Tape Over Ads

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5 Overly Complicated Strappy Blouses That Will Make You Cancel Your Outing

It’s Friday night, you’re on your way out to dinner with the girls, but the eight different straps on your blouse makes it tempting to cancel.

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10 Reasons Why Your Acne Is 100% Your Fault, Not Your Hormones, Genetics, or Whatever

Having acne can be frustrating, but we’re convinced that it is 100% your fault. Here’s 10 reasons why we’re blaming your acne on you, not so-called “legitimate” reasons such as hormones, genetics, or whatever.

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Man’s Entire Highlight of Life Was Taking a Picture With Daniel Radcliffe in 2015

A man who had a photo taken with Daniel Radcliffe in 2015 has revealed that it was the highlight of his life.

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Local Man Only Takes Antidepressants for Its Taste

A local man has admitted to only taking antidepressants for their taste, and not for their intended purpose. The man said that he’s not mentally ill or anything.

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How To Take The Perfect Selfie!

Taking the perfect selfie can be challenging. In this guide, we’ll cover one basic pose and some lighting tricks to help you achieve Spinster Magazine’s signature selfie pose!

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This Woman Became So Mindful She’s Now Present in Five Dimensions

In the past, Evelyn Wang’s presence was only contained within the three-dimensional space of her body. But after years of intense mindfulness practise, she’s now present in five dimensions.

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Patterned Leg Hair: New Trend Alert! Made Possible Only With Gillette’s New Tiny Razors

Spinster Magazine called it first! Patterned leg hair is gonna be the next big thing! Gillette’s new tiny razors have now made it possible to shave patterns into your leg hair.

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OP-ED: I Deserve Basic Human Compassion Although I Do Not Break My Kit Kats Before Biting Into Them

Instead of breaking my Kit Kats before biting into them, like most people do, I simply bite into them whole. And you know what? That’s OK!

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New Snickers Mini Diet Bars Are 120 Times Smaller Than a Regular Bar!

Snickers has just released a new mini-sized bar made specifically for those on a diet! These new Snickers Mini Diet Bars are 120 times smaller than a regular bar.

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Would Labour Automation Curb Workplace Harassment? It Could Be Worse, According To Recent Study

Amidst major changes to the workforce due to labour automation, some studies have shown that it may exacerbate workplace harassment. Scientists expect “asshole machinery” to take on a Chad persona and begin to harass women at work for no reason other than its own misogynistic enjoyment.

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Solar Phenomenon Today! Expect To See Two Suns in the Sky From Sunrise – Major Disruptions Expected

Tomorrow at sunrise, the world will experience a natural solar phenomenon that has never happened before. A second Sun has spontaneously appeared in space, next to the first Sun. This solar phenomenon can be observed in every continent, including Antarctica.

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How To Assert Dominance While Being Fired by Eating Whole Pig Liver While Making Eye Contact

Before you accept your fate that you’ll be fired soon, there’s one thing for you to try: assert your dominance when you’re being fired by eating a whole liver.

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